RAM’S DAD - Former football player turned suburban Dad, has never outgrown his glory days in high school. Hates weakness, but capable of soul-searching when tragedy strikes. Elsewhere, rumours destroy reputations overnight, a plot device that works even better re-watched from the internet age. Final scenes include JD detonating a suicide bomber vest. That’s still marginally milder than the alternate ending in which the entire school blows up and they all go to prom, as social equals, in heaven. Or the unfilmed scene that would have seen Martha stab Veronica and call her Heather, leaving Veronica to gasp her dying words: “My name’s not Heather, you bitch!”

The Me Inside of Me” – Veronica, JD, Chandler, Officer Milner, Officer McCord, Mrs. Fleming, Students, Teachers, etc. Well, if you want it to come true, then meet me at the cemetery. At dawn. Veronica hangs up the phone. Free pussy! And we don't even have to buy it a pizza! What?! They fist­bump and run off­stage giddily. We can start and finish wars, JD, Veronica: W e're what killed the dinosaurs. We're the asteroid that's overdue. The dinosaurs choked on the dust, They died because God said they must. The new world needed room, For me and you. I worship you. I'd trade my life for yours. We’ll make them disappear, We'll plant our garden here… Plant our garden here. Our love is God. Our love is God. Our love is God. Our love is God. Our love is God. JD approaches Veronica with a gun in his hand. Veronica stares in a horrified fascination. Whoa, wow… Is that real? Yeah… But we're filling it with "Ich Luge" bullets. Ich Luge...? What? My grandad scored them in World War II. They contain this powerful tranquilizer. The Nazis GIRL 1: NEW WAVE GIRL – (16-18) She wants her MTV and dresses accordingly. Voice: belt to at least C# (a soprano up to high A/B is also a plus). KURT'S DAD - Straight-laced, very conservative, also former football player. A simple guy, not book smart, you'd be happy to share a beer with him. The band was as follows: Conductor/Keyboard ........................ Guitars .......................................HEATHER DUKE – (17) The whipped beta dog of the three Heathers. Deeply insecure. When she finally becomes Queen Bee, she wields power like a bulldozer. Voice: strong belt to C, D preferred. Alto for chorus. NOTE: In certain choral songs, DUKE and MCNAMARA can switch vocal parts as needed. I'm hugging my knees, And the captain is pointing. Well, who made her captain? Still, the weakest must go. The tiniest lifeboat Full of people I know. The tiniest lifeboat Full of people I know. What's your damage, Heather? Are you saying Westerburg is not a nice place? Ms. Fleming: Heather! Where's your school spirit? You don't deserve to wear our school colors. The students close in on Heather M, and Ms. Fleming tries to push Heather Duke away. Ms. Fleming: Let’s not be mean spirited­ Why don't you hop in your little lifeboat and catch a gnarly wave over to Remington? Ms. Fleming: Alright, alright, calm it down… Girl 1: Aw, Heather's going to cry. Heather M runs off stage. Ms. Fleming: Young lady, you are suspended! Turn the cameras off. Turn them off, goddamnit. Is that all you care about? TV cameras? JD enters. Ms. Fleming: I care about saving lives! Heather Duke ruined a valuable teaching! Valuable? None of us want this spectacle, to be experimented on like guinea pigs and patronized like bunny rabbits! Heather C enters (only visible/audible to Veronica). Ms. Fleming: I don't patronize bunny rabbits! This is their big secret Veronica, the adults are powerless. Heather trusted you. You said that you would protect her. They can't help us. Nobody can help us. OFFICER MILNER BIG BUD DEAN - JD’s single Dad. Big jolly personality that barely conceals the enormous rage bubbling just below the surface. Quite possibly a serial bomber.

KURT’S DAD: Straight-laced, very conservative, also former football player. A simple guy, not book smart, you’d be happy to share a beer with him.

They put no money into marketing the movie because they didn't have any money," says Falk. "And they didn't understand how to market it anyway. They were trying to pitch it as a kind of thriller. In parts of Europe it was called Lethal Attraction. But 10 years later I got the call to do a DVD. And then along came streaming. So the cult aspect has progressed more and more." HEATHER CHANDLER – (17) The richest, hottest, cruelest girl in town. Relishes power and wields it without fear, patience, or mercy. Voice: strong belt to F or higher preferred. Mezzo for chorus. NOTE: In certain choral songs, CHANDLER can switch parts with the other HEATHERS as needed.