HR Jokes for HR Folks: 250+ Human Resources Jokes

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They played a flawless round of golf before heading to the country club for a delicious steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil (who was actually quite kind) and had a great time making jokes and dancing.

Why did the HR manager start a music band? They wanted to find the perfect harmony in the workplace. Don’t we all hate to hear “Why should we hire you?” during an interview. It is a good question to ask during an interview. But isn’t it annoying the way it is phrased, most of us feel so. 46. Money, Money, Money 💰 What can a one-person team achieve? Creating a strategy is the work of a set of people and there is a lot of thought and effort that goes into it. Sometimes, you do feel bad for the HRs. You need at least an extra person to share your burden. Coming up with a strategy from scratch can be so overwhelming too, isn’t it? 4. HR Machinery 🚀

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Two. One to screw it in, the other to investigate the lightbulb’s complaint it was touched inappropriately. To which Arnie replied [in Arnie voice]: "Oh it was terrible! My father, he ruined the Easter Egg hunt, he put all of the eggs in awful places and nobody could find any eggs and quite generally we all had an awful day." A drunk Elm programmer walks into the bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve dysfunctional programmers.”

Doctor Ahn says, “I prefer lawyers. They’re gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear-ends are interchangeable.” 12. Manual work Actually, I think I’d prefer heaven,” the woman said. “Sorry, we have rules,” St. Peter said as he lowered the HR manager into the elevator.The last thing either of us needs is a trip to HR! But keeping a mental list of some clean workplace jokes can do wonders to insert a little fun into the office when you need it most. Why did the construction workers always bring a pencil to lunch? They wanted to draw their own conclusions! What's a pirate's favorite letter? (insert: you saying "R") You'd think it'd be the "R," but it's the "C." Two friends are walking down the street thinking of something to do. One friend turns to the other and says, "Let's go get a drink, there's this new place that does THE best punch you'll ever drink." Bill walks into his boss’s office one day and says, “Sir, I’ll be straight with you. I know the economy isn’t great, but I’ve got three companies after me, and I’d like to respectfully ask for a raise.”

I‘ve spent the last five months traveling so, rather than tell a joke I thought I’d tell a story about one of the people I met. This is how HRs feel every year, not just 2020. Every day is a challenge. THIS IS SPARTAAAA! Wrapping up…So they make their way to the bar and walk straight up to the bartender "Bartender, two glasses of your best punch please." On a fine spring morning, a highly successful Human Resources Manager was walking to her work, on her way, she was tragically hit by a bus and died. Her soul traveled to heaven, where she met St Peter himself. St Peter welcomed her to heaven with open arms. “We are privileged to have a successful HR like you in heaven, but I feel that you should be given a chance to choose between Heaven and Hell. Hence, what we’re going to do is let you spend a day in Hell and a day in Heaven, and then you can make your choice.”

How does the HR manager handle challenging interviews? They “interview-view” the situation from all angles. Standing in front of the shredder, the new employee looked a little confused so a supervisor offered to help. Relax with a game. Go outside in the sunshine and get moving with some team sports. Organize a game of Pictionary at lunch. Do anything that is different from your everyday routine. The bartender replies in a stern voice, "If you want some punch you're gonna have to get in line like everybody else."Adding flavor to your everyday work life is so important. We need to de-stress. Take a break now and then. The way businesses operate these days, have changed big time. Every manager out there understands the importance of taking care of one’s mental health. And that’s why we’ve created a timeless list of 50+ Funny HR Memes — get ready to roll on the floor laughing 😆 It used to be Charmander but things tended to get heated. This new guy seems to have cooled things off! This time, a friend of mine asked, “Are you asking me to take a printout of my resume, put it inside a cover and send it to HR?” when I asked him where’s the cover letter. Dumbfounded would be an understatement! Can you imagine the kind of questions your HR gets asked every single day? 13. Ooooh, coffee machineeeee ❤️ Finding the purple squirrel is one of the most important objectives of every HR out there. They only want the best for the organization. 34. Pivot. Pivot. Pivot! 🫡 A company was searching for a few candidates to fill in some positions in a company. The recruitment agency called the company and told the HR manager, “Sir, we found some candidates as per your requirements. How do you want their placements?”