Funny Best Friend Birthday Card, Bestie Birthday, Humour Birthday Card, For Her - Sarcasm c21

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Don't think of it as aging, think of it as leveling up. Congratulations and here's to a great year ahead! Years are like snot; the older you have, the more difficult it is to breathe. I hope you don’t have a lot of snot. Congratulations! Don’t you think you’ve been around for too long? Just kidding. Happy Birthday! Hope you have a fun celebration. Happy birthday to my best friend! We make a great team: I am smart, beautiful, and talented …And you are great being my friend!

I hope you see yourself the way I see you: amazing, incredible, kind, smart, compassionate, funny, and wonderful. Honestly, I feel bad for everyone else who doesn’t get to have you as a best friend. What a lame life! If you’re waiting on your birthday gift, close your eyes and make a wish. Surprise, it’s me! Happy birthday!I was thinking about getting something awesome for your birthday but then I realized that you already have me. Happy Birthday! Happy birthday to the most exciting and fantastic person you know. I wish you a happy birthday with all my ASS (I would say with all my heart, but my ass is bigger)

Today, a very special person was born. I love him and wish him the best in the world. I will always take care of him and help in any way I can. What? You were also born today?! Happy Birthday! I wish you many successes. I was going to buy you a gift, but I decided to donate my money instead to the neediest person I know. In this case, to me, since I need it more than you. Happy Birthday! I wish you the best and that your dreams are fulfilled.Congratulations! Your birthday is the perfect excuse to go for drinks during the week. Happy Birthday! When I think about some of my favorite memories, you’re always a part of them. Cheers to more fun times together. Best wishes on your birthday! You can live to be hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." ―Woody Allen Follow These Steps: 1) Eat cake. 2) Eat cake. 3) Eat cake. 4) Repeat until you’ve had a Happy Birthday. I may have forgotten your birthday, but how am I supposed to remember it if you never look any older?