The Worlds Best Women Jokes

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My parents told me this story about how one day they were enjoying their tacos at an outdoor restaurant when Steve Jobs approached their table, grabbed their tacos, and quickly ran away. Of course, women and men are different, but I do not get how a female can pour boiling hot wax on her thighs, pull all the hair out, including the roots, and still be scared to death of a bug.

You’re hot like coffee, sweet like sugar and filled with a little extra pep to make it simply perfect. I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.A priest and a rabbi are walking in front of a school and see a boy standing by the gate waiting for his parents to pick him up. The biggest difference between jelly and jam, is that you can’t jelly a wet rag down your enemy’s throat. So she lifts her leg over the edge of the bridge and says, "Check it out, I'm gonna pee right down into that canoe.

The man receives the handj0b, and just as he’d hoped, it was the most amazing handj0b he could have ever imagined. Hold a family “stand-up comedy night” and see who can deliver the corniest jokes, preferably with a spotlight and a microphone.

I wouldn’t really say I’m a fan of “steampunk,” but it’s most definitely the healthiest way to cook punk.